I are stabbed. and a walrus.

So I lied in my last post about how I don't stab myself. I was stabbed today! Not really. But I was foolish and tried to climb up a gate into Magdalen's deer park. I did not notice the massive iron spikes at the lower part of the gate. As I was scampering up, I heard this deflating sound, like a football being pierced with a (large) nail. Then I realised that the iron spike had gone through my shoe and up through the bottom of my feet. 

It hurts. I'm going to gimp around for the next few days, which is okay since I don't have class til Wednesday, and hopefully I can walk properly then. Serves me right for trying to harass the deer, I guess. (me)oww. I want vicodin. 

I was in the deer park yesterday too, but did not try anything foolish. Actually.... so it was around 1am and pretty dark. A bunch of us walked through Addison's walk, a large circular footpath in the Magdalen college grounds. It was gorgeous. Romantic even, so nobody was surprised when we spotted a couple lying about on the edge of the path. Except me, because I'm, you know, an idiot. I had no idea what the two lumps were (I saw it as one lump), At first I thought it was a rock. Then, in my infinite genius, conjectured that it was a SEAL. you know, the watery creatures. ocean animals. whatever you call them. I started freaking out and screaming, "Oh my gosh, what the hell" and totally forgot what the name of that animal was. So I shrieked, "is that a WALRUS?!" 

Yeah, not only am I extremely smart, and ruined someone's date, but I also managed to prevent some poor child from being conceived yesterday.